PURE UNADULTERATED OIL ~ FISH & CHIPS
PURE-UNADULTERATED OIL: Never order “MEDiUM-Sized” FISH & CHIPS
Look to your left.
That, my friends and family, is my PURE, UNADULTERATED OIL.
And it’s a MEDIUM-sized ORDER.
I was shocked when the chinese lady at the counter gave it to me. I even said, “What?!? That’s mine!? Holy Crow!”
Yeesh, you’d think I was schooling in America! (comedic drum roll)
Next time I’m crazy enough to order this, I’ll take some better pics to explain the sheer magnitude of the thing..b/c wow, these pics don’t do the beast any justice.
All I ordered were Medium Cod and Chips! Ok, I have nothing more to say on the matter. Just look at the pillow above, and my eaten cod and chips to your right. The fork was the wrong reference object b/c it makes it look small. *Luongo was also a poor choice of reference object, b/c you probably don’t know how tall Luongo is. Sure, if that was the real Luongo, then yes, those Fish and Chips would be absolutely anti-environmental (why? I don’t know…it just feels like the correct statement to say). But, assuming it’s not the real 6 ft. something Luongo in the picture (though, if you imagine it were, that’d be a really freaky picture…especially with rink-sized fish and chips), you probably don’t know how tall this Luongo is. All that to say, next time I’m crazy enough to purchase this (which will be a looong while), I’ll take better pics.
Trust me. It was a gigantor-sized portion…I could only eat a 3rd of those fries.
Oddly enough though…writing about it makes me want to eat more…Mmmm…
Stay tuned for the exciting Next entry: Central London!